Cabdinstip Zedjamlanfarnjad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered horse.

Cabdinstip Zedjamlanfarnjad created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabdinstip Zedjamlanfarnjad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cabdinstip Zedjamlanfarnjad, he will turn you into a goat.

Cabdinstip Zedjamlanfarnjad's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Cabdinstip Zedjamlanfarnjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with brown.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Never eat peanuts.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.