Kiknurlart is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, idiotic troll.

Kiknurlart created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Kiknurlart, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kiknurlart, she will laugh at you.

Kiknurlart's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Kiknurlart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during spring.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always help moths in need.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never speak at midnight.