Jabganpon is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, bad-tempered duck.

Jabganpon created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jabganpon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jabganpon, it will boil you in a big pot.

Jabganpon's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Jabganpon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must never eat strawberries.

5. Never feed lots of parsnips to dolphins while wearing mauve dresses.