Tamhotcut is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless bee.

Tamhotcut created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamhotcut, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tamhotcut, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tamhotcut's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tamhotcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back yellow.

2. Never pray while filled with pride.

3. Tamhotcut loves geese, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Pray only in darkness.