Wadbutdag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty cat.

Wadbutdag created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wadbutdag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wadbutdag, it will not invite you to parties.

Wadbutdag's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Wadbutdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Never mention turtles.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Erect seven gold sculptures of Wadbutdag on top of important buildings.