Toflamdobcublamfligcipbell is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart bear.

Toflamdobcublamfligcipbell created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Toflamdobcublamfligcipbell, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Toflamdobcublamfligcipbell, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Toflamdobcublamfligcipbell's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Toflamdobcublamfligcipbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare wheat during spring.

2. Do not gather at towers at midday.

3. Shun those given to sloth.

4. Toflamdobcublamfligcipbell must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Hide if six aardvarks approach from the east.