Yimsagsit is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, wise crab.

Yimsagsit created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimsagsit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yimsagsit, she will refuse to believe in you.

Yimsagsit's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Yimsagsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never write about thermodynamics.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Hide from black tortoises for they are unholy.

5. Do not cook food in pots.