Fotgomxin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, contented dolphin.

Fotgomxin created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Fotgomxin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fotgomxin, it will not invite you to parties.

Fotgomxin's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fotgomxin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

2. Never stain your arms with violet.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never fashion tools from bone.