Fudflowfly is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humorless dove.

Fudflowfly created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fudflowfly, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fudflowfly, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fudflowfly's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fudflowfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

2. Always obey Fudflowfly's priests.

3. Do not place gooseberries upon stone.

4. Always count to six before sleeping.

5. Remain kneeling during prayer.