Wadtitlen is a god.

It takes the form of a small, selfish shark.

Wadtitlen created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wadtitlen, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wadtitlen, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wadtitlen's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Wadtitlen's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Wadtitlen in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Do not listen to music.