Dissflatban is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, witty wolf.

Dissflatban created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dissflatban, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dissflatban, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dissflatban's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dissflatban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill moths.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dissflatban.

5. Never mention tapirs.