Tettimonspaggid is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unsympathetic wyvern.

Tettimonspaggid created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tettimonspaggid, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tettimonspaggid, she will turn you into a sheep.

Tettimonspaggid's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Tettimonspaggid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Run away if five doves approach from the north.