Larnwadpag is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, omniscient dingo.

Larnwadpag created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Larnwadpag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Larnwadpag, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Larnwadpag's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Larnwadpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never hurt geese.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always take life seriously.