Rowcenmit is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, capable fly.

Rowcenmit created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowcenmit, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rowcenmit, she will manifest in front of you.

Rowcenmit's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Rowcenmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain stockings during rituals.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help tapirs.