Cidtapwabdob is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, overgenerous fairy.

Cidtapwabdob created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidtapwabdob, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cidtapwabdob, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cidtapwabdob's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cidtapwabdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never whisper while facing east.

2. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Never eat gooseberries.

5. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.