Veendotsit is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, blissful spider.

Veendotsit created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Veendotsit, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Veendotsit, it will not invite you to parties.

Veendotsit's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Veendotsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not kill tapirs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Veendotsit loves horses, so they must be honoured.

5. Never hop near tortoises.
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