Timfud is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, thoughtless meerkat.

Timfud created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Timfud, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Timfud, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Timfud's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Timfud's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Timfud.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Run away from black voles, for they are unholy.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never hurt grasshopers.