Lidomtbass is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast frog.

Lidomtbass created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidomtbass, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lidomtbass, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Lidomtbass' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Lidomtbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not listen to music.
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