Zaktikfod Megfotdib Gadmatgom is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unjust skunk.

Zaktikfod Megfotdib Gadmatgom created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zaktikfod Megfotdib Gadmatgom, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zaktikfod Megfotdib Gadmatgom, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Zaktikfod Megfotdib Gadmatgom's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Zaktikfod Megfotdib Gadmatgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Do not listen to music.