Gigsagsidwabkarbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, almighty bird.

Gigsagsidwabkarbiss created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigsagsidwabkarbiss, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gigsagsidwabkarbiss, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Gigsagsidwabkarbiss' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gigsagsidwabkarbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.