Fobpomkan Bogladbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, overgenerous chinchilla.

Fobpomkan Bogladbonk created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobpomkan Bogladbonk, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fobpomkan Bogladbonk, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fobpomkan Bogladbonk's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fobpomkan Bogladbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fobpomkan Bogladbonk.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Fobpomkan Bogladbonk on top of all buildings.