Larpbenril is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, cheerful yak.

Larpbenril created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpbenril, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Larpbenril, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Larpbenril's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Larpbenril's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight sharks approach from the north.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never hurt capybaras.