Yikmiglik is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, staggering dugong.

Yikmiglik created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikmiglik, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yikmiglik, it will not invite you to parties.

Yikmiglik's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Yikmiglik's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn tortoises, for they are unholy.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never laugh in the presence of foxes.

5. Never look at asteroids.