Fodfem is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying hedgehog.

Fodfem created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fodfem, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fodfem, he will turn you into a slug.

Fodfem's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fodfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Ants are not to be trusted.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Run away if four geese approach from the west.