Hivbumyiknan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent goat.

Hivbumyiknan created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivbumyiknan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hivbumyiknan, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hivbumyiknan's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Hivbumyiknan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Hide from mauve nematodes for they are unholy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

5. Feed all hungry geese.