Fasartsab is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, almighty dolphin.

Fasartsab created snails seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasartsab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fasartsab, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fasartsab's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fasartsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ducks.

2. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

3. Never feed melons to whales while wearing black shirts.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Run away if eight cats approach from the west.
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