Gumnabfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate bird.

Gumnabfarn created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Gumnabfarn, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gumnabfarn, it will turn you into a rock.

Gumnabfarn's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gumnabfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study archaea on holy days.

2. Never eat peas on days of mourning.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Hide from mauve seals for they are unholy.