Flab Dossrawip Satsityatt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, tiresome shrew.

Flab Dossrawip Satsityatt created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flab Dossrawip Satsityatt, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flab Dossrawip Satsityatt, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Flab Dossrawip Satsityatt's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Flab Dossrawip Satsityatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of seals.

2. Do not speak about garlic.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.