Jannantif is a god.

He takes the form of a large, passionate bee.

Jannantif created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jannantif, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jannantif, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Jannantif's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Jannantif's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never feed spinach to mice while wearing yellow kilts.

5. Always wear magenta.