Gedsakont is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, effective crow.

Gedsakont created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Gedsakont, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gedsakont, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gedsakont's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Gedsakont's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never think ill of sick snakes.

3. Always help cats.

4. Put Gedsakont first in all things.

5. Never stain your face with indigo.