Honpingess is a god.

He takes the form of a small, merciless badger.

Honpingess created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Honpingess, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Honpingess, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Honpingess' most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Honpingess' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Honpingess' priests.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Turtles are not to be trusted.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Put Honpingess first in all things.
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