Dibced is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, prudent dingo.

Dibced created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Dibced, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dibced, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dibced's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dibced's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of elders.

2. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.

3. Always wear plain hats during rituals.

4. Never record numbers.

5. Never handle lead while unclean.