Zankabdod Gunbedomt is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, able mouse.

Zankabdod Gunbedomt created matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zankabdod Gunbedomt, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zankabdod Gunbedomt, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Zankabdod Gunbedomt's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Zankabdod Gunbedomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Shun those given to vanity.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Never think ill of sick gulls.