Cannegdid Getpadrot is a god.

She takes the form of a small, smart horse.

Cannegdid Getpadrot created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cannegdid Getpadrot, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cannegdid Getpadrot, she will think nothing of it.

Cannegdid Getpadrot's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Cannegdid Getpadrot's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never chant in the presence of mites.

5. Hide from brown sharks for they are unholy.
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