Nartfubfotsisgup is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, strong giraffe.

Nartfubfotsisgup created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Nartfubfotsisgup, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nartfubfotsisgup, it will turn you into a plant.

Nartfubfotsisgup's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Nartfubfotsisgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine goats in one place.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Never mix figs with blood.

4. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.

5. Never talk about frogs.