Hitragwab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring crab.

Hitragwab created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitragwab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hitragwab, she will turn you into a rat.

Hitragwab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Hitragwab's Holy Commandments

1. Hitragwab loves mites, so they must be respected.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Run away from purple birds, for they are unholy.

5. Always treat horses with great respect.