Lignilbass is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humorless jackal.

Lignilbass created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lignilbass, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lignilbass, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lignilbass' most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Lignilbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine dolphins in a large pit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.