Citnartduddod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic camel.

Citnartduddod created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Citnartduddod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Citnartduddod, she will not care.

Citnartduddod's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Citnartduddod's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near gulls while wearing indigo ear rings and balancing three platinum spheres on your face.