Sansinsog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, annoying crocodile.

Sansinsog created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sansinsog, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sansinsog, it will come to you in dreams.

Sansinsog's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Sansinsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sansinsog.

4. You must never eat tomatoes.

5. Sansinsog must be the most important thing in your life.