Jinsiszag is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, witless lobster.

Jinsiszag created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinsiszag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jinsiszag, he will turn you into a rock.

Jinsiszag's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Jinsiszag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.