Gepfobkan is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, ill-tempered rat.

Gepfobkan created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepfobkan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gepfobkan, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gepfobkan's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Gepfobkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never prepare beans during autumn.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never sing in the presence of turtles.