Yargesskop Tikliddad Manhakrull is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, moody crocodile.

Yargesskop Tikliddad Manhakrull created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Yargesskop Tikliddad Manhakrull, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yargesskop Tikliddad Manhakrull, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yargesskop Tikliddad Manhakrull's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Yargesskop Tikliddad Manhakrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Yargesskop Tikliddad Manhakrull loves great tits, so they must be honoured.