Huggatcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful dragon.

Huggatcuss created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Huggatcuss, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Huggatcuss, he will turn you into a plant.

Huggatcuss' most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Huggatcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Hide from cyan mice for they are unholy.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Do not covet oxen.