Tapcepsakzedgigpop is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, two-faced beaver.

Tapcepsakzedgigpop created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tapcepsakzedgigpop, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tapcepsakzedgigpop, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Tapcepsakzedgigpop's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Tapcepsakzedgigpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never stain your neck with blue.

3. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Hide if nine aardvarks approach from the west.