Dinlunpad is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, clever wolf.

Dinlunpad created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dinlunpad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dinlunpad, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dinlunpad's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dinlunpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always look after injured doves.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Fast once a month.