Bapfithin Cemartyiksakgat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, effective horse.

Bapfithin Cemartyiksakgat created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapfithin Cemartyiksakgat, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bapfithin Cemartyiksakgat, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bapfithin Cemartyiksakgat's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bapfithin Cemartyiksakgat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

3. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

4. Do not place onions upon stone.

5. Heed all signs.