Neljarndamflaprull is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing mole.

Neljarndamflaprull created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Neljarndamflaprull, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Neljarndamflaprull, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Neljarndamflaprull's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Neljarndamflaprull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ducks.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Neljarndamflaprull on top of all buildings.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.