Jipafbog is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, pitiless fish.

Jipafbog created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipafbog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jipafbog, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Jipafbog's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Jipafbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about enzymes.

2. Jipafbog loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

3. Jipafbog must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Pray towards the north.