Tomnartrulgem is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous hare.

Tomnartrulgem created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tomnartrulgem, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tomnartrulgem, it will be very sad.

Tomnartrulgem's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Tomnartrulgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near rats while wearing orange tights.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Never chant near hamsters.

4. Erect five zinc sculptures of Tomnartrulgem on top of important buildings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tomnartrulgem.