Vengofnul is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered squirrel.

Vengofnul created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vengofnul, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vengofnul, she will try to impress you with trees.

Vengofnul's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Vengofnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch oil while unclean.

2. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

3. Put Vengofnul first in all things.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Never eat green fruit.