Stiktigkik is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able weasel.

Stiktigkik created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stiktigkik, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Stiktigkik, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Stiktigkik's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Stiktigkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never sit near hamsters.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never feed wheat to sheep while wearing green ear rings.