Cepfotgon is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unjust penguin.

Cepfotgon created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepfotgon, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cepfotgon, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cepfotgon's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cepfotgon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

2. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

4. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

5. You must pray to Cepfotgon eight times a day.