Dabyakbus Bidbunvig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, loving unicorn.

Dabyakbus Bidbunvig created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabyakbus Bidbunvig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dabyakbus Bidbunvig, it will make you grow a tail.

Dabyakbus Bidbunvig's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dabyakbus Bidbunvig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never sing in the presence of frogs.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.