Bogpakhab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive donkey.

Bogpakhab created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogpakhab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bogpakhab, she will be mildly annoyed.

Bogpakhab's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bogpakhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Always act with obedience when addressing elders.

3. Put Bogpakhab first in all things.

4. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

5. Remain standing during prayer.