Fadbagyog is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, moody mouse.

Fadbagyog created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadbagyog, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fadbagyog, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fadbagyog's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fadbagyog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not take Fadbagyog's name in vain.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Hide if seven swans approach from the west.