Ranbedpin is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, passionate cat.

Ranbedpin created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranbedpin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ranbedpin, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ranbedpin's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Ranbedpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of snakes.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ranbedpin.

3. Never allow doves to witness sacred rites.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.