Kinfabbad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody whale.

Kinfabbad created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinfabbad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kinfabbad, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Kinfabbad's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Kinfabbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near porpoises while wearing orange stockings.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Worship no other gods but Kinfabbad.

5. Always treat manatees with great respect.