Bunstikpakrilgon is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, clever fish.

Bunstikpakrilgon created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunstikpakrilgon, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bunstikpakrilgon, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bunstikpakrilgon's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bunstikpakrilgon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Bunstikpakrilgon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Bunstikpakrilgon in the centre of the settlement.

3. Run away from purple mice, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not wear black clothing.