Batjipbon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, two-faced naga.

Batjipbon created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Batjipbon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Batjipbon, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Batjipbon's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Batjipbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Always wash your face before prayer.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always wear indigo.