Tifbesswon is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, cheerful bee.

Tifbesswon created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifbesswon, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tifbesswon, she will turn you into a worm.

Tifbesswon's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tifbesswon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never feed spinach to otters while wearing white corsets.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.