Dubgupmanfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust sheep.

Dubgupmanfarn created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubgupmanfarn, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dubgupmanfarn, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dubgupmanfarn's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dubgupmanfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven moths in a large pit.

2. Never talk about special relativity near voles while wearing violet shorts.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Never wear yellow coats.