Tigdablid is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak armadillo.

Tigdablid created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigdablid, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tigdablid, she will destroy your home solar system.

Tigdablid's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Tigdablid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Tigdablid on top of all buildings.

4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Tigdablid in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never look in ponds.