Zigmapvonk is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering wyvern.

Zigmapvonk created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigmapvonk, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zigmapvonk, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Zigmapvonk's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Zigmapvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Remain prostrate during prayer.

4. Do not record names concerning dwarf planets.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.