Tomcimsin is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil parrot.

Tomcimsin created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tomcimsin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tomcimsin, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tomcimsin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Tomcimsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tomcimsin.

5. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.