Fossdobbim is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, irritating camel.

Fossdobbim created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fossdobbim, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fossdobbim, he will destroy your home solar system.

Fossdobbim's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fossdobbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to horses while wearing cyan shoes.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Do not make images of living things.