Fodragveen is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, awesome deer.

Fodragveen created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodragveen, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fodragveen, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fodragveen's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fodragveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fodragveen.

3. Never wear orange tights.

4. Hide if nine tapirs approach from the north.

5. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.