Negmilpit is a god.

She takes the form of a large, all-knowing armadillo.

Negmilpit created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negmilpit, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Negmilpit, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Negmilpit's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Negmilpit's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse oil with water.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. You must never eat peas.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never hurt foxes.